New York Straight Men Site Review
I love sucking cock. Absolutely nothing – not even getting my ass boned – turns me on more than giving head. A hot man sitting back in a comfortable chair with me shimmied between his legs and nursing on his hard cock – that’s my idea of a good time. And New York Straight Men is my fantasy cum true. This site is pure cock sucking. There’s the odd ass fucking or jack off scene, but by and large, it’s one wet blowjob after another.
New York Straight Men has a stable of three to four cock suckers who are paired up with a straight men in desperate need of a good blowjob. And when you see how most of these men react when a cock sucker deep throats their bone, it’s clear that these straight men are not getting good head from their wives and girlfriends – some even say so!
The premise for this gay porn site is pretty simple: straight men show up at the New York Straight Men apartment where one of the resident cock suckers gives the guy a blowjob. There’s no interview, there’s no foreplay. The men come in and sit on the couch. The eager ones shed their clothes right away, the nervous ones have to be coaxed out of their jeans. Then for the next ten to twenty minutes we watch a cock sucker chowing down on a stiff cock. Sounds pretty hot, and it is! But what really turns my crank is that most of these guys really are straight. When talking to one of the site owners, I got the skinny on how things work: New York Straight Men has three female scouts, and wherever these woman go, they’re on the hunt for horny straight men at the gym or in bars and nightclubs; at the supermarket, The Gap, or Starbucks; and even on the street or in the park. I’m told that some of the men agree to a gay blowjob only if the woman accompanies them to the NYSM apartment. A lot of these guys probably figure they’ll be able to sweet talk these women into giving up a bit of something else. But in the end, a blowjob from a gay cock sucker is all they get. Still many of these men admit it’s some of the best head they’ve ever had. And we got to watch!
Impressions of New York Straight Men
Aside from all of the hot cock sucking happening on New York Straight Men, the hottest thing about this site is the variety of men. These men are raw, unlike the hard muscled and perfectly groomed performers we’re used to seeing in gay porn videos. The men getting blown on this site range in their twenties to forties, and their physiques are average to very well-built. Hairy and smooth; blond, brunette and bald; clean shaved and bearded; smooth balls and shaved; college students and factory workers; Wall-Street bankers and Bronx cops. So there really is something for everyone. In fact, out of the last ten episodes, there was really only one guy I couldn’t get into. If you’re into hairy men – and you probably are if you’re here on Joe Spunk – there’s a good helping of hirsute men getting head.
Things We Liked
- Sometimes, but not always, there are some great POV (point of view) filming.
- Exclusive content.
- When guys appear multiple times, all of their videos are cross-referenced at the bottom of their page.
- Clear videos.
- Videos are downloadable.
- No DRM.
- Fast downloads & streaming speeds.
Things We Didn’t Like
- There are no photo slide shows or zipped downloads.
- Only half of the videos are available in both QuickTime and WMV formats and at larger screen sizes.
- A lot of the guys are watching straight porn, which is playing off camera. And while we can’t hear or see it (most of the time) I’d like to see the guys really getting into what’s happening between their legs.
- I prefer sites that update on specific days of the week. NYSM updates every five days, so the day of the week varies.
Joe Spunk’s Final Word
One of the things that I’ve always liked about New York Straight Men is that they’ve got some hot-looking cock suckers. Joe Spunk readers will go ape over Christian. He’s a cute, bearded bear cub and he loves sucking dick. I’ve been scouring the massive library of photos to see if Christian has ever stripped naked while blowing one of these straight men, but I’m still working my way through. Nick did some cock sucking for NYSM for a short time. He’s actually a straight guy. Yes that’s right – straight. A few months back Nick ran into some rough times, and since he knew the New York Straight Men guys (he’s been serviced by their cock suckers) he hit them up for a loan. However, when it came time to pay back the loan, New York Straight Men told Nick they didn’t want his money – he’d have to work off the loan giving head to his fellow straight men. I watched his first servicing video and indeed Nick looks like a cock-sucking virgin. He needs a lot of head holding from his straight man to get him to swallow more and more of this guy’s big cock! And that’s what really makes New York Straight Men hot – amateur and inexperienced guys getting their first gay blowjob on camera and enjoying every second of it.
Quick Facts
Date Reviewed: April 28, 2009
Niche: Straight men, blue-collar men, blowjobs, oral sex, cock suckers, amateur men.
Pricing & Billing: CCBill
- 30 day, recurring – $25.95
- 30 day, non-recurring – $34.95
- 90 day, recurring $69.95
Photos: 8/10
Photos are large and clear: 865 x 1141 pixels. They are digital photos and not video screen grabs. Each episode has approximately 45-60 photos photos. The site has 260 episodes with a total library of over 25,000 photos.
Videos: 8/10
No DRM; downloadable and streaming videos. The first 130 videos are only available in WMV format and at 640 x 480 screen size. The remaining half are offered in WMV and QuickTime formats and both are 720 x 480 pixel screens. Videos are good amateur quality videos, clear and well lit. I actually found the QuickTime movies were clearer. At the time of this review, there were 260 videos on the site.
Site Size: 10/10
New York Straight Men has been around for a few years. As mentioned, they have 260 blowjob episodes with over 25,000 photos and 85 hours of video.
Updates: 7/10
New York Straight Men adds episodes in five-day cycles, which means some weeks have two updates and others have one.
Nav & Design: 9/10
All episodes are thumbnailed on the member’s homepage and each picture leads to an episode page. A bio is included talking about how the straight man happened to find himself at New York Straight Men, what he does for living, or how abysmally his wife sucks dick. Photo galleries and videos are housed in separate sections within the episode, and top of page navigation makes it easy to get from one to another. If a straight man has appeared more than once on the site, then all of his appearances are cross-referenced on his bio page.
Features & Extras: 7/10
Some gay porn sites load up their member’s area with lots of “extras” or distractions like third-party video plugins, which you may or may not be interested in watching. New York Straight Men doesn’t rely on these tricks to convince us that they offer a good product. They have heaps of videos, which you’ll be hard-pressed to get through in a month. If you tried, your wiener will be a sore and bloody stump. Models are cross-referenced so you can find more of your favourite men. All videos are downloadable without DRM.
Value: 9/10
With 260 cock sucking episodes on video, and more added every five days, New York Straight Men offers excellent value for your $25.95. And with their extensive library of back episodes, you really could have some serious video viewing for a couple of months.
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